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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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