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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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