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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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