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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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