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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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