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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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