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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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