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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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