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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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