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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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