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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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