Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.