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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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