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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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