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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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