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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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