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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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