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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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