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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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