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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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