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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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