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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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