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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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