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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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