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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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