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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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