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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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