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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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