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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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