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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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