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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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