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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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