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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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