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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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