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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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