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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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