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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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