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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a crocodile 🐊
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a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
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