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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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