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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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