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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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