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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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