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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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