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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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