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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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