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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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