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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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