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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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