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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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