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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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