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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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