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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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