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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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