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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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