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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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