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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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