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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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