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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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