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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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