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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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