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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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