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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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