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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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