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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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