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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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