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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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