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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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