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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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