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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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