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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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