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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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